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Song Parodies -> "Two of Us (Schizophrenic Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Two of Us"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Two of Us (Schizophrenic Version)"

Parody Written by:

65th Beatle

The Lyrics

Two of us riding nowhere
Not sure where we’re going to stay
My mind and I hardly thriving
Not surviving on our way back home

We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending letters
From the Post Office down the mall
My mind and I in fractures
Lifting latches on our way back home

We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

My mind and I have memories
Longer than the psychological flaw that manifests inside my head

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing tandem in the sun
My mind and I are only one on paper
But as two we caper on our way back home

We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing tandem in the sun

My mind and I are only one on paper
But as two we caper on our way back home

We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home
We're going home

Better believe it
Goodbye
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