Song Parodies -> "Just Buy Me Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

"Just Buy Me Drugs"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Just buy me drugs, oh
Drugs, oh
Just buy me drugs, oh

There are certain things I need my friend
To get me through the night
So get me the things I need my friend
That'll make me sleep alright
'Cause I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

I'll give you all I've got to keep
Just to get a valium or two
But if you really want to sleep
Then melatonin ought to do
I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

Just buy me drugs, oh
Seroquel or Risperidone
Just buy me drugs, oh
Prozac and Buspirone

Everyone knows I like the things
To help me sleep tonight
Toking on lots of pills makes me sing
But yet I don't know why
I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

Just buy me drugs, oh
Seroquel or Risperidone
Just buy me drugs, oh
Prozac and Buspirone

Everyone knows I like the things
To help me sleep tonight
Toking on lots of pills makes me sing
But yet I don't know why
I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

Just buy me drugs, oh
Drugs, oh
Just buy me drugs, oh, oh

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