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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Chew"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Chew"

Parody Written by:

65th Beatle

The Lyrics

Please help me do
You know I can’t chew
I can only eat stew
So please
Help me do
Whoa, help me do

Please help me do
You know I can’t chew
I can only eat stew
So please
Help me do
Whoa, help me do

Dentures I’d love, especially new
Dentures I’d love, to help me chew

Please help me do
You know I can’t chew
I can only eat stew
So please
Help me do
Whoa, help me do

Please help me do
You know I can’t chew
I can only eat stew
So please
Help me do

Whoa, help me do
Whoa-oh, help me chew
Yeah, help me do

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Saturday Night Live - October 02, 2023 - Report this comment
Hoo boy, have we got a restaurant for you:

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Vamp Ann - October 02, 2023 - Report this comment
right this way

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