Is there anybody gone to listen to my story
All about the squirrel who came to stay?
She's the kind of squirrel you hate so much
It makes you crazy;
Yes, you regret every single day.
Ah squirrel! Squirrel!

She's the kind of squirrel who gets you down
When friends are there, she chews through wires.
Didididi..
When they say she's looking good
You act as if it's misunderstood.
She's crazy, anoying, and eats your flowers,
Squirrel! Squirrel! [Was she]

When I think of all the times I've tried to kill her
She will turn to me and give the eye;
But she steals my flowers from me,
And I detest her.
After all this times I do know why.
Ah, squirrel! Squirrel!

She's the kind of squirrel who gets you down
When friends are there, she chews through wires.
When they say she's looking good
You act as if it's misunderstood.
She's crazy, anoying, and eats your flowers,
Squirrel! Squirrel!

She does those things that give me such pain
Just for her pleasure
She did understand it when they said
That a man must break his back on his
Very day of leisure?
All the property damage she causes makes me wish I was dead
Ah Squirrel! Squirrel!