I'm so wired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so wired, every cursor will blink
I hope my intense computing, won't fry the heat sink,
No,no,no.

I'm so wired, I just know what to do
I'm so wired, everything start with W
I wonder should I should I go to Google or Yahoo

I just have to put this thing on,
And it's no joke, it's gonna get warm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's high speed, downloading insane
You know I'd sell my mother to a pet store
for a T3 Line

I'm so wired, I'm hooked on that machine
Because I'm so wired, my History cache ain't clean,
And curse that local Starbucks,
They didn't give me much CAFFEINE,

I just have to put this thing on,
And it's no joke, it's gonna get warm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's high speed, downloading insane
You know I'd sell my mother to a pet store
for a T3 Line
That way all my downloading would be just fine
But I'd be the first to get hit with an MP3 Fine