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Song Parodies -> "Goals!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Goals!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If you have been living in a cave for the last 57 odd years, and aren't familiar with the OS (that's stands for Original Song in case you did not know) then here it is on YouTube (YouTube is an online video streaming platform where people such as yourself can watch their favorite T.V. shows. I'm not trying to be cantankerous. I'm just trying to be helpful). Or just click the damn hyperlink down below (does that help you any?) Do you even know what a hyperlink looks like? Well there's one right below this paragraph, here. Yeah just copy and paste it into your whatchamacallit and press go. I hope you got some goals in your life, cuz you don't want to end up like a big dummy like me Y'all be picking up what I'm throwing down? jk https://youtu.be/2Q_ZzBGPdqE


Failing to plan is preparing to fail

GOALS!
You need to study
GOALS!
Don't re-ly on buddies
GOALS!
Where are you goin?
GOALS!

With a clear target you can focus and take aim
Don't rely on your childhood buddies goals are yours to claim
Your future's looking bright and you got to plot your course
Take some time and use your mind, to be a driving force

Goals are how to plan, so be prepared
Keep your head up - chin out strait - with shoulders squared
Goals are like a dream match when compared
Goals and dreams, dreams, goals/dreams

You got two eyes and brains for tri-als that you face
Bright ingenuity will help things fall into place
With ev'ry tough challenge you'll see what you observe
Let your pupils teach you like you're learning on a curve

Goals aren't like the tasks, you can't escape
You cannot procrastinate while things take shape
Goals are life's see-thru fabric which we drape
Goals are dreams, dreams, tasks/dreams


When a goal setter, sees the better ways of change
They won't rely on drinkin buddies goals they'll re-arrange
Some goals they'll set as long and some they'll set short term
Robins fly, where chickens dine
The first bird gets the worm

Goals go hand in hand with two great nouns
Tasks and dreams will always make their daily rounds
Goals go great with dream tasks where it counts
Goals and dreams, dreams, tasks/dreams

Goals/dreams
Goals/dreams

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