Rachel, You smell.
That's why we don't go together well,
Because you smell.

Rachel, You null.
You're too dumb and your IQ's too low,
But that's not all,

You're ugly, you're ugly, you're UGLY.
That's all I want to say.
I'd almost become gay
So that I'd have an excuse to
Stay away from you.

You're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid.
And you're flaky too,
You don't floss with a shoe.
And the London Underground's
Not a political group.

You're So Dumb.

I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU.
Need I make it clear
I am not your dear.
Cause your breath is so bad it's a
Safety Hazard.

I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand, GO TO HELL!