When you're bored
You'll entertain things you can't afford
You'll smash a pumpkin or squash a gourd
You'll, do anything when you're bored

You Tube vids
Show how you can get ink out of squids
And how bats blink and bat their eyelids
Oh, when you're bored watch You Tube vids

You can pick your shows
Like your nose - the one that snored
When you slept around
Don't get pounded when you're bored

When you're bored
You'll watch a bull dog ride his skateboard
Or Spaniards who run with bulls get gored
You'll watch any 'bull' when you're bored

You can scratch your bum
Twiddle thumbs or read your sword
Hope you get the point
Get anointed when you're bored

When you're bored
You think of things that have been ignored
Like your relationship with 'The Lord'
Oh, think of heaven when your bored
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm