Read a book
After having your appendix took
And poisoned by the hospital cook
Go, hurl and heave then read a book

Spellbinding
Are the witchy tales of Stephen King
Like waiver forms in a triage wing
Go, read a book that's spellbinding

Find a thrilling tome
Bring it home and have a look
Loose your healthcare woes
In some prose and read a buh - uh - uh - ook

Read a book
After fishing in a babbling brook
And snagged your pecker with a flyhook
Go, stick your nose inside a book

Fish-ing for sal-mon
Can be fun if there's chinooks
If you catch your schnause
Hide the gauze by reading buh - uh - uh - ooks

Read a book
While waiting for Doctor Snifferschnook
'Stead of nosing his gobbledygook
Oh, hide your beak and read a book

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