Asked my wife where my mask could be
She said, "baby, don't ask me
It was on the dresser, on top of your jeans
But you could do something with my things

Baby, you can wear my bra
Just wrap a cup 'round your jaw
Baby you wont break no law
Or maybe, buy one new

I told my wife that her bra cup worked good
And she said, "baby I knew it would"
Using the padding like a filter, I'm...
More inclined to wear it all the time

[Call to wife Julie]
Julie, would you get your bra
And taylor it to my jaw
Julie, custom fit a bra
Hopefully, you'll make two

Hee hee, mmm... hee hee, haw

[Wife Julie Responds to Hubby Bobby]
Bobby, I can 'half' a bra
Sew the straps tight to your jaw
Bobby, I can craft a bra
And prob'ly, wear one too

I told my wife, "take to task, don't delay"
And she said, "listen babe I got something to say
I got no problems with making your mask
But I'm taking umbrage - you didn't ask

Baby, you can't have my bra
Baby, strap your jockstrap on
Baby, wrap it 'round your craw
And maybe you'll make do

Hee hee, mmm... hee hee, haw
Hee hee, mmm... hee hee, haw
Hee hee, mmm... hee hee, haw
Hee hee, mmm... hee hee, haw