Song Parodies -> "Chloroquine"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"Chloroquine"

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The Lyrics

The combination of Hydroxy chloroquine and zinc has proven to be a magic bullet in stopping the course of the Covid virus ...even in nursing homes! The key is to start the treatment quickly as it takes a few days for HCQ and zinc to build up in the cells sufficiently to stop the virus from using a cell to replicate

When I find myself entwined by Covid
Mother Laura* comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom .. Chloroquine
And in my hour of illness
There's a 3-pack right in front of me
Reversing course of wheezing .. Chloroquine

Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine
Speak the words of respite .. Chloroquine

And when the broken hearted seniors
Living in rest homes agree
There can be a treatment .. Chloroquine
And though they may be thwarted
There is still a chance that they'll breathe free
Dont delay this treatment .. Chloroquine

Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine
Whisper words of respite .. Chloroquine
Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine
Yeah, there could be a treatment .. Chloroquine

And when my mind is clouded
There is still a blight that weighs on me
Dont wait 'till tomorrow .. Chloroquine
I wake up to the lack of mucus
Mother Laura rescued me
There will be no sputum .. Chloroquine

Chloroquine. Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine
There will be no sputum .. Chloroquine
Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine, Chloroquine
Whisper worfs of respite .. Chloroquine

*Laura Ingraham, who first broke the news about HCQ

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Clara - May 14, 2020 - Report this comment

Total bulls***

CML - May 14, 2020 - Report this comment

Why so, Clara? The science behind this is that zinc, when it gets into the cells, prevents the virus from cannibalizing the cell in order to propagate. Only problem is that the cell wall blocks zinc. Enter HCQ, which shuttles zinc into the cell. Which is why you see astounding cure rates of over 95% when it is done right ... OTH, if you delay, as was.the case with the BS "trial" conducted by the CDC, until the virus has already ravaged the patient lungs then it will fail. Of course it will; HCQ cant reverse damage once it happens -- it prevents it from happening in the first place

Don't mind Clara - May 14, 2020 - Report this comment

She's just getting desperate, like all the scaremongering Democrats who were hoping this pandemic would allow them to seize more political power by making their "emergency" measures permanent, only for their constituents to find out this virus is pretty treatable and start putting an end to this "emergency" whether the tyrants illegally locking down their states will "allow" them to or not.

CML - May 16, 2020 - Report this comment

I'm beginning to think I may be the first author in Amiright history to be plagued by a 5-bomber. I have 13 fives out of 56 views, which is a ratio that is 1000% outside the norm for me. I thought this was pretty good ... but not THAT good. But hey, thanks for the sentiment

Zen Adam B. - May 18, 2020 - Report this comment

Looks like even Trump is drinking the Koolaid: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52717161#

Patrick - May 18, 2020 - Report this comment

My brother in law is drinking quinine water. No shortage on the shelves. Stuff tastes awful. Most folks would rather drink sanitizer, if they could find any.

CML - May 18, 2020 - Report this comment

HCQ was.derived from Chloroquine, which was derived from quinine. And quinine was used.by Marines at Guadalcanal to fight malaria and by workers on the Panama Canal to fight the yellow fever virus. And seeing as how HCQ is less.toxic than those other two, the idea that we "just dont know" the side effects of HCQ is asinine. We have 120 years and hundreds of millions of doses of this chemical for data points .... BTW, Patrick, maybe your brother should take zinc as well.

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