Song Parodies -> "Weight to Lose?"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Weight to Lose?"

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The Lyrics

Amy Schumer to do a real gritty drama based upon Christy Martin's life as a female boxer who was almost killed by her psychotic husband. Forced to get into the role it looks like Amy will finally shed all that extra weight she's carrying. Good for her if she does win the role. Talks are on-going.

Weight, weight to lose?
Boxing training is good news
No more fast food
Quit drinking lots of booze
Whoa, Amy, gotta do this to improve!

Weight, weight to lose
Your audience would approve
A role meant for you
No comedy, real acting move
Whoa, Amy, gotta do this to improve!

Your style, rise above
Get a body all brand new
Show us your best stuff
Your fans believe in you!

Weight, weight to lose?
Boxing training is good news
No more fast food
Quit drinking lots of booze
Whoa, Amy, gotta do this to improve!

Weight, weight to lose
Your audience would approve
A role meant for you
No comedy, real acting move
Whoa, Amy, gotta do this to improve!

Don't gross us out like you usually do!!!

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Jeff - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment

How will I vote... Weight for it! 5's

Jonathan - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment

first off, I'd like to apologize for my lengthy absence... to make a long story short, my dad had a health scare recently and my bro & I spent a lot of time up at the hospital with him. there's still more work to be done on him, so naturally, more hospital visits upcoming... now, as for the parody, 5s and I can actually kind of relate! just 32 pounds to go, until my goal weight!

Rob Arndt - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment

Thanks guys! Jon, best of luck with your goal :))

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