Song Parodies -> "Charlie Brown Boost"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Charlie Brown Boost"

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The Lyrics

What if... the peanuts gang fell apart in adult life and Charlie Brown finally got some respect?

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Lucy divorced, drinkin' booze
Linus' blanket became noose
Franklin BLM abuse
Snoopy put down 92 (dog years)

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Pep Patty + Marcie HIV screwed
Pigpen homeless, needs food
Little Red-hair girl* now a dude!
Mrs. Othmar** died, it's true.

[Headlines read: WHA WHA WOMP WOMP WHA]

Chuck rose above
Made Senator too
Voted for Trump
So he's in the news (CNN)

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Schroeder Gay bar playin' tunes
Shermy at Walmart greetin' few
Sally in Greenpeace group
Woodstock died, was stuffed- like new!

Charlie, Charlie Brown boost
Never went home to roost
Has a Audi, yacht, helo, and Yu
an Asian girl with big fake boobs
There's a videotape too...

[Charlie Brown]
"Make America Great Again!!!"

[Antifa protestors]
"YOU BLOCKHEAD, CHUCK BROWN!!!"

* her name was Heather
** Mrs. Othmar was the kids' teacher

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Joe - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment

Good grief, Rob! 5s

Jonathan - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment

Wha Wha Womp Wa Wa! 5s

Hamend - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment

greif greif

Darius Whitehead - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment

Good Grief, Leap...

Rob Arndt - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment

Thanks all! Jon, looking forward to your parodies!

Kevin - August 02, 2018 - Report this comment

This is outstanding! Exceptional attention to show details. I finally discovered who Charlie Brown's teacher was and the name of the little red haired girl! Dude, you totally nailed this! 5's bro.

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