Song Parodies -> "Don't Laugh!"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

"Don't Laugh!"

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The Lyrics

Jesus was a man who popped with midnight boners
By nocturnal tumescence
Jesus got his hormones from His human donors
Night emissions are intense

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh your self abuse is wrong

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh He never stroked His dong
Don’t laugh people, giggle!

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh His wet dreams weren’t that long

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh every man gets hard-ons
Don’t laugh, geez!

Immanuel's fartin could sell a billion albums
If He let us ‘mic’ His can
All the would around could hear His body functions
Proving that He is a man

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh He’s not some gassy oaf

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh He has to pinch a loaf
Don’t laugh now people, Don’t you...

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh He cuts the cheese and yawns

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh He’s doesn’t go on lawns

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!
Don’t laugh He knows to use the john

Don’t Laugh!
Don’t Laugh!

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Agrimorfee - May 14, 2018 - Report this comment

The Last Emission Of Christ...written by Philip Roth, directed by Bob Clark, starring Ron Jeremy.

Rob Arndt - May 15, 2018 - Report this comment

Good one. Most people, Christians included, try deny the humanity of Jesus. They always defer to His spiritual aspects. But Jesus had brothers and sisters, went to the feasts, ate meat, drank wine, pissed & defecated, and probably fell in love at least once in His life. He also burped, farted, had hiccups, sneezed, etc... Good for you pointing out his humanity. Btw, Jesus was 32 when He died, not 33. He was in his third year of ministry since age 30 but didn't reach his 33rd birthday during Tishri. He was 32 which is the Jewish number of covenant. FYI

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