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Song Parodies -> "Hitler's Son"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hitler's Son"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Most people are unaware of Hitler's WW1 relationship with a 16 year old French girl named Charlotte Lobjoie from 1916-17. She had a son in March 1918 and did not list the father as he was a German soldier. By 1922, she married and her son, Jean-Marie Lobjoie took on her husband's last name of Loret. Hitler's valet revealed that Hitler thought he had an illegitimate son and by May 1940 had her sought out by the SS. She was paid by the German Army throughout WW2 and her son was interrogated by the Gestapo. After that, he became a French policeman used by the Germans. By 1948, postwar, his mother revealed to him that Adolf was his father. He married several times and had 9 children! He wrote about his father in a book and died in 1985. He had matching blood type and bore a resemblance to his father. His family and history experts have tried to claim this is a pure hoax, but scientists agree that Lerot may be Hitler's son. Based on the information above, we at least know she had a sexual relationship with him (claimed alone) and then gave birth. His valet confirmed his belief he had a son and there are records of Hitler's payments to her during WW2. I have no personal opinion on the subject.
Hitler, Hitler had a son
Born World War I
French girl fun
Charlotte was the one
If true, we'll all be stunned

Hitler, Hitler had a son
Lerot French Policeman
Gestapo work done
Payments to his mom
All during occupation

Hitler in love?
Think Eva ever knew?
She too would've been stunned
But the topic was taboo!

Hitler, Hitler had a son
Born World War I
French girl fun
Charlotte was the one
If true, we'll all be stunned

Hitler, Hitler had a son
Lerot French Policeman
Gestapo work done
Payments to his mom
All during occupation

(Postwar)
Lerot had 9 children!!!

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Jonathan Spurlock - March 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Historians, if not history itself, can bring hidden things to light. Great job on the lyrics and back story. 555, mon ami!

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