Song Parodies -> "Warsies Boo"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Warsies Boo"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The Solo Movie isn't even out and die-hard SW fans are already complaining about the original Millennium Falcon and pre-McQuarrie Imperial Star Destroyer design Arrestor Cruiser!

War, Warsies boo
The old as new
Lando's Falcon really cool
White & Blue, quad guns removed
Dish is fixed, so what?
The freighter was f-cking NEW!!!

You idiots, Han didn't modify it yet...

Warsies, Warsies boo
Reverse Star Destroyer too
Pre-Episode IV, you tools
McQuarrie didn't use
So please don't blow a fuse!

So much to love
Solo is cool
Speeder pro so tough
Joined the Imperials to boot

Best pilot in the Galaxy!

War, Warsies boo
The old as new
Lando's Falcon really cool
White & Blue, quad guns removed
Dish is fixed, so what?
The freighter was f-cking NEW!!!

You idiots, Han didn't modify it yet...

Warsies, Warsies boo
Reverse Star Destroyer too
Pre-Episode IV, you tools
McQuarrie didn't use
So please don't blow a fuse!

Get a grip, Han's with Kira and Chew*

* Chewbacca

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