Song Parodies -> "STDs"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"STDs"

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The Lyrics

The humor of getting Sexually Transmitted Diseases!

When I find myself without a condom
And a woman I want to please
I don't use protection
STDs!

Sometimes I notice a fungus
Or bad itching or burning
Wish I'd used protection
STDs!

(Chorus)
STDs, STDs, STDs, STDs
Better use protection
STDs!

Sex is far from simple
In these times of disease
From a carrier female
STDs!

How come my balls ache?
This pain when I pee?
There must be an answer, duh!
STDs!

(Chorus) [x3]

Thought I stole her cherry
What a fool that I must be
My genitals hurt all over
Emergency!!!

Now I must get treatments
Listening to the doctor speak
Words of condemnation
STDs!

(Chorus) [x3]

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Not A Virgin Anymore - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

if you stole her cherry then how did you get an STD from her?

Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

A girl can break her hymen easily these days through rough exercise, horseback or bike riding, dildos, finger bang, vaginal injury,, and more. Or the guy above just "thought" he was the first and learned a painful lesson! Yikes! Btw, the hymen actually stretches. It doesn't pop. Most blood from first time is lack of lubrication. Look it up.

Jonathan Spurlock - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Funny yet gritty and realistic statement of facts. Someone once rued the fact that for 15 minutes of pleasure, he's paid a lifetime for it. It's just not worth the risk. BTW, 5's, my good friend!

Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks Jonathan!

Patrick - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment

Someone asked if I was carrying "protection". I said, "Sure, I've got a gun". Now I know that wasn't the correct answer.

Jason Huggins - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment

Pat, didn't know you were an Austin Powers fan. That line was in the first movie! Good for you!

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