The End (of Real News)"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End"

Original Performer:

"Golden Showers/Carry That Blame/The End (of Real News)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It seems that fake news is trumping (pun intended) REAL news. BuzzFeed says Russia has video footage of the Commander-in-Tweet having prostitutes over in a Moscow hotel room for..."alternative" sexual acts. And Trump turns around and, in anger, calls CNN "fake news". And a FOX News correspondent DEFENDS Ted Turner's baby! Ayup, we're in Bizzaro World, folks. Here's a brief parody about this whole hullabaloo. Share and Enjoy!

Once there was a guy who got elected
Once there was a guy; FOX News' friend
Suddenly BuzzFeed spits out lies
About Moscow girls and this guy

"Golden showers" says C-SPAN
Now the piss has hit the fan
After all Russia did and tried
To get elected that big guy

Once there was a guy who got asked questions
By some other guy from CNN
The POTUS-elect screams and denies
Can we get some truth from this guy?

Jim, you're gonna carry that blame
Carry that blame from Trump's guys
Shep, don't say that it is a shame
You will sound lame to FOX guys

Jim never said it was real news
He only wanted some confirmation
But one week before inauguration
Trump breaks down

Jim, you're gonna carry that blame
Carry that blame from Trump's guys
Shep, don't say that it is a shame
You will sound lame to FOX guys

Oh, crap! Oh, no!
Is integrity out the door...tonight?

(drum solo overlaid with argument between Acosta and Trump, ending with Trump calling CNN "fake news")

Fake news, fake news
Fake news, fake news
Fake news, fake news...

(over guitar solos, Shepard Smith says:)
"President-elect Trump today told CNN's Jim Acosta that his organization amounts to 'fake news'. Though we at Fox News cannot confirm CNN’s report, it is our observation that its correspondents followed journalistic standards. Neither they, nor any other journalists, should be subjected to belittling and de-legitimizing by the president-elect of the United States."

And in the end
The news you break
Ain't equal to the news
Bein' made
Ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

(17-second pause, followed by Donald Trump singing solo:)
Vlad Putin is a pretty nice man but, of hacking, I've little to say
Vlad Putin is a pretty nice man; helped get me where I am today
I wanna tell him just how I really feel, but he'll send pictures to "Jina" if I do.
Vlad Putin is a pretty nice; an awesome asset through and through
Oh, and, to all at CNN, "Screw you!"

Yes, this'll be an...INTERESTING Olympiad, folks...

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Callmelennie - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment

How did I fail to sniff this one out on my own, Wolvie? .. Oh, it was right there in front of my face! .. So close you could taste it! .. If it was a beaver it would have bit me

CML - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment

And in the end .. The subs you make .. are equal to the FIVES .. you will rate

Michael Pacholek - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment

A 5 for this Number 1.

Larry Hensley - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment

Didn't know about this at all. Interesting and well written parody 5s

Max Power - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment

I have trouble taking BuzzFeed seriously anyway since that site seem to shill for social justice agenda lately.

Chris Wolvie - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment

Oh, yeah...I remember you, "Callmelennie". You probably would give me 1s every hour on the hour if you could. You started that massive flame war with my "Term Runs Out". We all have opinions. You think conservatives are awesome...I think ALL politicians suck! Doesn't me a) either of us is right and b) we should say our opinions is the ONLY opinion that matters. The bottom line is...dude, it's just a parody; you should REALLY just relax!!

CommuNazi Nutjobs loses again - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment

This fake news has got to be the dumbest leftard hoax since Dan Rather went down in flames with his fake military memos back in 2004

Singing the blues - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment

So you'd rather be a Trumptard than a leftard? Have fun in Fantasyland for four long years! Trump's positions on anything change everyday, but he can thank God for Kellyanne Conway as his mouthpiece. She can twist anything and lie into the camera better than he can! And fake news? From Trump: I am smarter than the generals. Really, what's a triad? I won the popular vote but was cheated by massive voter fraud. You mean almost three million voters committed fraud on Election Day? I won by a landslide. Nope, just a few dozen Electoral college votes. Mexico's gonna pay for that wall! Oh... but now the American taxpayer will and Mexico will reimburse us. The Russians didn't affect the election at all. To use Trump's own words regarding fake news, "Gimme a break!"

Phil Alexander - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment

A super write - spot on the "exactly who's saying what" weirdness of it all

Callmelennie - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment

Hey Wolvie; I also go by CML. Did you not notice the second post where CML gave you FIVES. Looks like you misread my meaning, didn't you. And as for starting a flame war on "Term Runs Out" thread you are completely wrong about that as well. Actually, trolls were flaming me. The last thing I ever want to do is start any sh*t. It's not good for the website. But hey, if you dont want me to comment on your threads anymore, fine with me.

Callmelennie - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment

One last comment. I'm guessing you may have misunderstood my first comment. They were meant to be double entendres. Think about something that is sometimes called a beaver. Something on a woman that has another function in addition to being a urinary outlet

Chris Wolvie - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment

I would rather NO one who uses this to post political rhetoric comment on my threads. But I guess the trolls have all the time in the world to scan the internet for someone who blasts their political affiliation and then take it as a personal slam against THEM. People, these are PARODIES! If all you can do with them is b@#$% and moan that it puts your politics in a bad light, then all I can say is you have a sicker and sadder life than even *I* do and you have my sympathies.

Shut-up - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

Wolvie is a douchebag, period.

Oh yeah! I don't have the blues! - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

Three million? There are more illegal aliens than that voting in the Commie hellhole of KKKalifornia alone. Face it, you treasonous America-hating leftards: your hag lost to Trump in a landslide, as did your propagandists and all your racist hate groups. Goodbye and good riddance to your Jew-hating racist usurper illegally occupying the White House, come Friday, and hello to the first REAL President we've had in eight years.

Left and Proud - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

You mean that vile, rich serial groper with the temper of a five year old? That orange, bird nest haired buffoon? That dictator-loving, misogynistic SOB? Hater of Muslims, the Disabled, Mexicans, Blacks, Women, and every other non-White race in America and abroad? That anti-Christian phoney who read from Two Corinthians!!! A twice divorced husband to a Slovenian whore? What a resume of hatred and bile. No wonder the Nazis and Klan love Trump. Any bets on how long until he's impeached? And where's his tax releases? He won't release them because he's owned by Russia. A puppet on crooked strings kissing Putin's red, shiny ass! REAL President? He's no Clinton!!!

qwerty - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

"What a resume of hatred and bile" wrote the progressive paragon of elevated discourse mere nanoseconds after calling Melania Trump a Slovenian whore. Reason 3982 @#Why You Got Trump

Factuator - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

Melanija Knavs worked for Paolo Zampolli's modeling agency which also ran a high-end escort service for wealthy male clients on the side. Fact.

Old Abnormal - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

There is a political comment in this thread written by "Suck It, Fagtard." This is the lowest among many new lows. Apparently, the site has been infected by the vulgarity, hatred, and cruelty of the man whose fatal lack of character and dignity 60 million voters excused. Well, at least the middle-age kids have eggnog, superheroes and Hitler. If all this is the New Normal, I'm the Old Abnormal.

Rob Arndt - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment

Hey OA, just caught this in the comments section and had to respond. Love the eggnog, superheroes, and Hitler ref. I'm assuming you're pointing to me, but I laughed so hard that I won't counter attack! I am going to forward that idea to Adult Swim. Maybe they will make a new animated series! I'd watch it and I bet Jon and a few others around here would too! Many thanks for your creativity. No hard feelings 😁

Qwerty Uiop, EsQ - January 30, 2017 - Report this comment

May it please the site, in response to the insinuation by "Factuator" that Melania Knaves was a whore because the Modeling Agency she worked for had a high end escort service .. this "Fact" is now the subject of a $150 million dollar libel lawsuit filed by Mel T against blogger Webster Tarpley and London's Daily Mail newspaper. There has now been a ruling in favor of Melania Trump. Interestingly enough, the defendants did not assert that their allegations were true, because of course they're not. They did try to assert that the story was not malicious, which assertion was immediately laughed out of the court within nano-seconds of its utterance. Indeed the ruling judge was laughing so hard at the very idea of that assertion that it took him uncounted minutes to regain his composure before ruling "Motion denied."

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