They've way confused the bathroom's gender.
The sex of guys is in dispute.
Oh, how the luscious rumps look tender.
My, the flanks that are shown look cute.

Isn't any potty "Feller's"?
Isn't any potty "She's"?
Some mate's on the throne for onesies.
Two mates fawn and moan at me.

He said he'd had a breast enhancement,
He'd lose his nifty club some day.
And though he thought I'd choose enchantment,
Well, I proved that I'm not that way.

And so I sit in (a) green compartment,
And lock myself in with the knob.
While close outside, I'd guess, a selfie.
She's Camille, but she looks like Bob.

Isn't any potty "Feller's"?
Isn't any potty "She's"?
Some dame dons a yeoman's undies.
Two dames stand like oafs to pee.

Oh, man!