Song Parodies -> "Tomorrow Hates Those Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"Tomorrow Never Knows"

Original Performer:

"Tomorrow Hates Those Clothes"

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The Lyrics

Presenting the 14th Annual Bjork Awards for the worst in Oscar fashion. Normally, I include about 7 to 10 references. This time, I chose a base song with 7 short verses, and only 6 mentions.

(instrumental opening)

Turn on the show and see gowns, make you scream.
It is now crying.
It is now crying.
It's Heidi Klum in purple, one-third off.
It is clinging.
It is clinging.
And you may see the feathers on J-Law.
They are hanging.
They are hanging.

(instrumental break)

And Amy Poehler's turning Japanese!
My head's shaking.
My head's shaking.
What's with splotches on Isla Fisher's gown?
Was her kid puking?
Was her kid puking?
Did Lady Gaga wear gown or pantsuit?
She's compromising.
She's compromising.
Orange you glad you're not Olivia Munn?
My head is spinning...
My head is spinning...
My head is spinning...
My head is spinning...
(repeat 'til fade)

For the sake of fairness, these women’s gowns looked really good: Charlize Theron, Julianne Moore, Margot Robbie, Saoirse Ronan, Naomi Watts (a big change from past Oscars), Sofia Vergara, Kelly Ripa and Jennifer Garner – eat your heart out, Batben!

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