Song Parodies -> "Yer Moos"

Original Song Title:

"Yer Blues"

Original Performer:

"Yer Moos"

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The Lyrics

More in a ridiculous attempt to parody EVERY SONG THE BEATLES WROTE! And post them here for posterior, er posterity! The commentary from you all is the fun part.

Yes I'm bovine, gonna die
Yes I'm bovine, gonna die
If I ain't meat already
Ask the factory butcher guy

In the morning beef pot pie
In the evening steak on rye
If I ain't meat already
Ask the factory butcher guy

My mother was of the fields
My father was of the ring
But I am of the stockyard
And that's why I now sing
I'm bovine gonna die
If I ain't meat already
Ask the factory butcher guy

The master eats the thigh
The dog he gets the bone
I feel so barbeque-ish
Just like Colonel Sander's crones
I'm bovine gonna die
If I ain't meat already
Ask the factory butcher guy

Black cow eating grass
Chewing on his cud
Feeling so contented
Soon he'll be all gore and blood
I'm bovine gonna die
If I ain't meat already
Ask the factory butcher guy

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