Song Parodies -> "No-Hair Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

"No-Hair Man"

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The Lyrics

More in a ridiculous attempt to parody EVERY SONG THE BEATLES WROTE! And post them here for posterior, er posterity! The commentary from you all is the fun part.

He's the real no-hair man
Sitting in a headbare land
Polishing his shiny glare for nobody

Doesn't own a brush or comb
No fuzz on that fleshy dome
But he's really not that homely

No-hair man's not fussin'
No long locks for mussin'
No-hair man you look just like
An N. B. A. team

He's as bald as Captain Kirk
Like Burt Reynolds after work
Everyone calls him a billiard ball

No-hair man don't worry
Not all men are furry
Blame it all on your D. N. A.
And maybe a gland

He's the real no-hair man
Sitting in a headbare land
Polishing his shiny glare for nobody
Polishing his shiny glare for nobody
Polishing his shiny glare for nobody

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Johnny D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment

ROTFLMFAO !

Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment

I was gonna say that sound you hear is malcolm kicking himself for not thinking of this one but it turns out he has (tho it wasn't one of his good ones). Anyway, "Like Burt Reynolds after work" alone deserves fives

Wild Man - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job!

David Chrenko - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I agree, lots of good lines, but the Burt one sends it home with 5s.

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