Song Parodies -> "Sick Kill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

"Sick Kill"

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The Lyrics

The appalling UK terror murder of a British soldier caught on cell phone with the murderer covered in blood and holding Chef knives is a chilling reminder of the times we live in- where violence is right out in the open now, the killer even going to lengths to explain his terrorist motives. Truly sickening... and also the fact the the first UK Metro Police to respond lacked sufficient weapons to take down the main suspect and accomplice. They had to call in for a Tac Team that shot both men. And Piers Morgan has the audacity to talk about the US gun culture when Brit Police in London have trouble taking down a knife-wielder! I live in Sacramento, Ca and our local police would have shot them dead the second they got there! No Tac Team required, just standard SIG-229s.

Terrorist with a warped view
British soldier was killed
Cell phone recorded his rant
Bloodied hands in view, sick thrill

UK terror is not new
Foreign policy to blame
But in this case, didn’t matter
Murderer felt no shame

UK terror with armed aggressor
Islam is at the heart
The target was a British soldier
Intent to hack apart

[Cleaver and Butcher knife- sharp]

And when at last they found him
Loud gunshots filled the air
A Tac Team called in from Metro
Their HKs were seen in plain view
The defiant killer was armed and ready
Sought more blood to spill
Sick thrill

Was shot down with accomplice
Now in hospital…

[London in shock, MPs ill]

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Patrick - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment

The soldier was forbidden by law to carry so much as a pepper spray or pocket knife to defend himself. I would hold the members of Parliament who passed those laws accessories before the fact to his murder. While politicians nitpick over guns and explosives and background checks, this incident proves, just as 9/11 that terrorism doesn't require elaborate weapons and plots, just the simplest cutting tool and the willingness to give one's life to a sick, depraved cause. The real weapon isn't a box cutter or meat cleaver, it's our refusal to recognize danger, and to purge our system of so-called leaders who deny us the means and the instinct to defend ourselves and teach surrender to evil to children.

Rob Arndt - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment

What shocked me more than anything was the Brit public just standing around in the background as this murderer/terrorist gives a cell phone video interview and threatens the public. If this happened in Texas or other parts of the US he would have been shot by citizens. I understand that certain groups in the UK were so outraged that they marched at night so riot police were dispatched to halt THEM!!!

Callmelennie - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment

Well, Rob, a couple of women were bold enough to confront the murderers, but no male in the crowd did anything!! They carried on like nice little, well conditioned Eloi, milling about pleasantly until the sirens sound to call them inside the temple

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