God knows how long I've shagged you
When you were on the pill
Smokin’ pot and drinkin’ Bud Lights
Hot screws in motel rooms- cheap thrills

Was nothing you wouldn’t do
Kama Sutra, page-by-page
Baby, nothing ever happened
Felt at home between your legs

Shagged you forever and forever
Shagged you with my long schlong
The sex just got better and better
Nothing we did was ever wrong

And now at last I find you
With a rabbit test scare
Makes me mad, I wanna leave you
Makes it hard for me to trust you
Miss your touch and intimacy
My white trash hooker girl
Deep chill

You offer a “hummer?”
Nah… tires spin, sound of a Hemi… run for the hills