Oh Crap! I messed it up.
I took something bad and made it even worse
I am such a fail in life
And I should take a knife to my head

Oh Crap! I dropped a plate
The rubbish thing is it's made of china
No wonder I got kicked out of school
I'm such a fool who's very useless

Everyday, I feel loads of pain made my wife run away
My most useless part is on my shoulders
Everyone knows I'm a fool who is uncool
And is useless above his shoulders

Na na na na, na na na na

Oh Crap! I failed school
Highest grade I got was a D minus
Why did my mother produce me?
As you can see, I'm very useless

I try to help but I just fail. Just killed a snail.
I didn't mean to, I fell over
I'm a rubbish piece of skin. I need to begin
Try and make my whole life better

Na na na na, Na na na na

Oh Crap! I messed it up.
I took something bad and made it even worse
I, am such a fail in life
And I should take a knife to my head
My head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head ohhh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, Oh Crap!