Verse 1: Screw Wolverine! And Colossus!
His claws are weak
He’s slow as molasses
Cuz Nightcrawler’s best
Yes, you know that it’s true
Cuz you know he goes faster than light
Using his instant travel

Verse 2: Son of Mystique
That’s not discussed
His tail is a spade plus he’s agile and just
Azazel’s spawn, except he’s not red but blue
But he teleports just like his dad
With his instant travel

Verse 3: His mother cast him out
When the hounds pursued
That baby just fell straight down
His dad jumped in and rescued his head
Then he left him alone
Became a clown!

He’ll have to have acrobatics
Besides his instant travel

Bridge: He’s there as fast as he can think
Whether it is Moscow or Eiffel Tower
Like magic abra kadabra
Cuz he can be there in a blink

Verse 4: There, then not seen
In puffs of dust
Joined X-Men team so to gain human’s trust
A hero worth praise
Wish he had his own shoes
And he’ll try to save the world from death
Using his instant travel
Yes he’ll try to save the world from death
Using his instant travel