Song Parodies -> "Hawkeye"

Original Song Title:

"Yer Blues"

Original Performer:

"Hawkeye"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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(Bow strings!)

The Avengers
Have Hawkeye
On adventures
With Hawkeye
Aim’s great and hand is steady
(Shoot!!!)
Clint can make those arrows fly

Here’s a warning
Better hide
When he’s weeding
Out bad guys
If you aren’t dead already
(Move!!!)
You’ll be in twenty seconds time

Has arrows with suction cups
And arrows that pump tear gas
Those arrows will put you in a hearse
He’ll kick your stinkin’ ass!!!

Archery
Super spy
He won’t use a machete
(No!!!)
When he has bolts in his supply

Nick Fury picked this guy
And handed him a bow
Clint’s so homicidal
He’ll kill villains with each blow

Crazy
He’s Hawkeye
Thinks the Black Widow is a hottie
(Boobs!!!)
Now that’s a fact I can’t deny

Barton trained his eye
Head shots every pull
Pinpoint all their vitals
When he’s sick of all their bull

Hawkeye
Damn, That’s Hawkeye
Those criminals are dreading
Boom!!!
Quiver because it makes them die

(Robin Hood)

[Whispered dramatically]

He’s no phony
He will smite
No bologna
With his might
Bow has the tightest threading
Zoom!!!
When darts hit dudes they’ll wave bye

If they’re swarming
‘Round Hawkeye
They’ll be bleeding!!!

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Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Not a big fan of Hawkeye, but you did a great parody-555! In the comics, Marvel is leaning with a Black Widow and Hawkeye romance and that pisses me off. She should be with Cap as they are both Supersoldiers and trained with weapons. I did not like the "Iron Man 2" movie Stark come-ons either and Scarlett Johansson is mis-cast but proves alright. She lacks the height and capabilities of the Widow, no effort on her Russian language accent, under-utilization of her electrostatic wrist weaposn or disc explosives on her belt, and she never uses Russian firearms (as Avenger that's understandable but still not the right image- she should carry a GSh-18 pistol and at least a AK-103 rifle or Nikonov An-94). Sorry, my $2 worth of commentary!!!

Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Another bullseye!

Glen S - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment

I've heard he's underused in the movie 'The Avengers' but thanks for giving Hawkeye some well deserved parody time, Matt. ANother great addition

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