Song Parodies -> "Aquaman's Here"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

"Aquaman's Here"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A tribute to the most worthless Superheroes of all time... "But seriously you guys! I'm awesome! Really! I can talk to fish! Can Batman do that?! No? Didn't think so! What? Why are you laughing? Cut it out!!! ARGHHHHH!!!!"

Aquaman’s Here
Though I spend my time trapped in the seven seas
Don’t you dare tease
Aquaman’s tough
Please just trust me!
Aquaman’s Here!!!

If you’ve been stung by jellyfish
I’ll make them stop!!!
Cause I do it all for the halibut
Have a chat with a fish that’s about all I can do
Awesome, Right?!

If some huge sharks surround you
With some harsh words I’ll make them leave
But if you scream out of the seas
That’s your problem
Sorry, Girl…

I control trout this magic trick
You think is dumb
When those heroes laugh I am sick of it!!!
If piranhas have bit, Guess who’s not screwed
Me! That’s who!!!

Aquaman’s Here
The lifeguard that this entire nation needs
Please don’t mock me
Aquaman’s Tough
Dolphins Agree
Aquaman’s Here

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

I agree- Aquaman is pretty worthless. Prince Namor (aka Sub-Mariner) is much better (like everything else in the Marvel Universe)!!! 555!

Glen S - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Great summary of aqua man. Reminded me of the 'Super Best Friends' episode of South Park before it was 'illegal' to mention Mohammad. Especially liked the 'for the halibut' and 'ME, that's who' bits.

Matthias - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Glen: That and the reference in Family Guy is what I based a lot of this parody on. Of course there's my own personal mocking of the most worthless Superhero of all time but it was mostly those that inspired this. Thanks guys! Rob: I agree with you on Sub-Mariner but I'm a DC fan all the way!

Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

This is the perfect Aquaman parody! Here's something you might appreciate: http://seanbaby.com/superfriends/aquaman.htm

Agrimorfee - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment

In my vague recollections of the old Superfriends cartoons (whichIrarely watched anyway) I remember thinking how Aquaman really had very little to do unless the current crisis situation involved the ocean.

Blaydeman - March 15, 2014 - Report this comment

(ABC) Short, but really funny. I heard Aquaman is a BA in the his most recently incarnation and in the game "Injustice: Gods Among Us". But The classic Aquaman we've grown to know and ridicule is completely fair game. Nice work!

Matthias - March 15, 2014 - Report this comment

- Blaydeman: He is. He is indeed. I love that game.

Jeff Reuben - March 21, 2014 - Report this comment

You don't get many Aquaman tributes. Well done giving him his due!

bobpiecheese - March 21, 2014 - Report this comment

(ABC) The Aquaman I'm used to was the one in the Justice League cartoon, who cut off his own hand to save his infant son and helped defeat a Cthulu stand-in. But as a parody mocking the terrible Superfriends version of Aquaman (aka the version that forever stained his reputation), this was utterly hilarious. 555!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.