Song Parodies -> "I'm a Juicer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

"I'm a Juicer"

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The Lyrics

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I'm a juicer...
I'm a juicer...
And you'll find me right above the sink

Of all the things that a kitchen may boast
I'm just as vital as butter on toast
I take an orange that's pulpy and plump
And make a drink that can cheer up a grump

I'm a juicer
And I'm better loved than you would think
I'm a juicer
And I've made more juice than you can drink

Although I sit in the kitchen all night
At breakfast time they start seeing the light
The sweet ambrosia that falls from my peak
Helps office zombies to get through the week

I'm a juicer
And I'm on the rack above the sink
I'm a juicer
And I help wash down that sausage link

[harmonica solo]

Those orange halves I so easily squish
Enable you to get your yummy wish
And even kids who nutritious foods shun
Greet me as part of their breakfast time fun

I'm a juicer
And I'm not like spatulas that stink
I'm a juicer
And I've made more juice than you can drink

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Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment

A fine blend of lyrics-555!!!

Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks for squeezing out that vote.

Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment

Juts don't write anything about The Juice ;-D

Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment

That kind of O.J. I can do without!

Rob Arndt - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment

I bought some spandex one size fits all gloves at CVS the other day for $8 on slae and had to squeeze them on b/c I have XL hands. All I could think of was OJ with the gloves saying they didn't fit!!! Of course they didn't fit as they were soaked in blood and had shrunk!!!

Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment

Plus, he was already wearing rubber gloves.

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