Middle child, middle child
Middle child, fated Jan to be
She's the weirdest Brady
Maladjusted mentally

Middle child, middle child
Middle child, wanting to be free
She's the weirdest Brady
Acting goofy constantly

Feels oppressed by Marcia
Cause she ain't as fine
Failed the test to make
The cheerleader line
So she moans, she moans, she moans

Middle child, middle child
Middle child in the fam'ly tree
She's the weirdest Brady
Even Cindy would agree

Bein' in-between
Can be really rough
Inner voices deem
She's not good enough
She's so gone, so gone, so gone

Middle child, middle child
Middle child, in a clan so twee
She's the weirdest Brady
Take a look at Jan and see, oh yeah
Take a look at Jan and see, oh yeah
Take a look at Jan and see