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Song Parodies -> "Ape Gays Are Weak"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ape Gays Are Weak"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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Ooh, you are my love ape
Guess the world can see
Swingin' up above, ape
On a vine with me

Groom me, fluff me, groom me, fluff me
The rumor's nothin' but guff, see
Ape gays are weak

Works out all the time, chimp
On the jungle gym
One thing you won't find, chimp
Excess flab on him

Lift me, pump me, lift me, pump me
While ape-ophobic butt lumps say
Ape gays are weak

Ape gays are weak
They tell you
Ape gays are weak
They huff and puff and blow hot air

Ooh, you're such a hunk, ape
With your six-pack abs
Load me in your trunk, ape
We'll be checkered cabs, oh-oh

Flex me, tense me, flex me, tense me
The chumps will never convince me
Ape gays are weak

Ape gays are weak
They tell you
Ape gays are weak
But they can stuff their derriere

Toll me ev'ry day, chimp
Ringy dingy dong
I'll be your Fay Wray, chimp
You can be my Kong, oh-oh

Ping me, pong me, king me, kong me
The haterz got it all wrong, see
Ape gays are weak
Ape gays are weak
Ape gays are weak

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The Brad Hatter - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Nuttier than a fruitcake, but I like it :)
Glen S - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Wouldn't have seen that title sub coming, but well done as usual. All funny, but the 'dong/Kong' stanza and 'ping/pong/King/Kong' were my favorites.
Rob Arndt - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
555 bananas!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I ape-preciate your comments!
Mondegreen - March 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I think that's what it says; but I need to hear it on a Maxell.
Porfle Popnecker - March 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I wouldn't put it past John Lennon!

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