Arthur hasn’t travelled out in outer-space
Prefect lifts the finger on his hand
Arthur says to Prefect “Hey where is this place?”
And gets a fish shoved in his ear to understand.

Don’t ask me, I have not, got a clue, bro
Haha, it’s improbable
If you want, you can try, forty-two, bro
Ha, but not impossible

Whale and some petunias floating in the sky
Both of them are starting to descend
Whale starts in deducing when, where, how and why
While the petunias simply thought “Oh, not again”

Don’t ask me, I have not, got a clue, bro
Haha, it’s improbable
Thinking art, we found smart, shades of blue, bro
Ha, but not impossible

Seven mill-i-on years, answer’s here
Thanks to Deep Thought
Now the question’s not clear, and we’re here because
Our world by some mice was bought

Ending of the Universe with low-priced meals
Anyone who’s anyone is there
Dining entertainment on time-turbine wheels
You can return to your own time with time to spare

Don’t ask me, I have not, got a clue, bro
Haha, it’s improbable
Travel time, then you dine, back by two, bro
Ha, but not impossible

On a couple of ships they took trips
To party hard
Ford just wanted some beer, it was clear to all
And Arthur got travel-scarred

How’d the Earth come back, I thought that it was through
Maybe it was all a silly dream
Right here under Switzerland it says ‘Mark 2’
And so I think I’ll just ignore what that could mean

Yeah, don’t ask me, I have not, got a clue, bro
Haha, it’s improbable
Crazy stuff, seen enough, it’s not true, bro
Ha, but not impossible

And if you’re travels stink
Don’t think, just have a drink

(OUTTAKES)

Seven mill-i-on years, answer’s here
But what was meant?
Now the question’s not clear so let’s ask someone
This guy Arthur Philip Dent

On a couple of ships they took trips
With Gol’frinchans
With their middle-man jobs, they formed mobs and crashed
Then bothered the young Earth clans

Say goodbye to your world and move on, DENT
Take a moment now to vent
Say goodbye to that girl and move on, DENT
You’re not sure just where she went