Debbie keeps talking, won't shut her fu-cking face
Like to hit her in the face, back-hand
Debbie makes a scene when I take her any place
She just babbles on worse than any woman can

Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (and on...)
Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (and on...)

Debbie talks to every person at the bar
Makes the poor old bartender's ears ring (Ears ring!)
She even annoys people on the dance floor
Nothing I can do to keep her mouth opening (Opening!)

Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (and on...)
Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (and on...) Gotta GO!

You think she would feel some deep guilt
She tends to drone
Even the elderly leave when her gossip starts
Yes, they'd rather be alone!
(More blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)

All this worthless banter is a damn disgrace
"Debbie, shut-up!", is what we demand (Windbag!)
You should see the look that's on her fu-cking face
Silence from Debbie is something we've never had!

Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (stop, stop, stop!)
Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (stop, stop, stop!)

You think she would feel some deep guilt
She tends to drone
Even the elderly leave when her gossip starts
Yes, they'd rather be alone!
(More blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)

All this worthless banter is a damn disgrace
"Debbie, shut-up!", is what we demand (STFU!)
You should see the look that's on her fu-cking face
Silence from Debbie is something we've never had!

Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (and on...)
Look at me, blah-blah-blah, she goes right on
Non-stop how she just goes on (and on...)

Her gossip days are done
Forget her talking, blah-blah-blah

(Now you can hear a pin drop)

Life goes on...