Song Parodies -> "Amway Salesguy"

Original Song Title:

"Good Day Sunshine"

Original Performer:

"Amway Salesguy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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I have a friend who needs some extra cash
Thinks he's found a way to make a stash
He's become, in a single day
Amway salesman to my great dismay

Amway salesguy
Amway salesguy
Amway salesguy

I try to hide, until he sniffs me out
Got some crap I can't live without

Amway salesguy
Amway salesguy
Amway salesguy

He presents, a room deodorant
Hides the stench of an elephant
Vitamins, to make me super strong
Not so sure I wanna live that long

Amway salesguy, Amway salesguy, Amway salesguy
Amway salesguy, Amway salesguy, Amway salesguy

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AFW - October 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Ah yes, Amway..do those people still go door to door?

Patrick - October 20, 2011 - Report this comment

I had a cousin who was being groomed to get into Amway. I went to a couple meetings and listened to the scheme: get your neighbor to sign up, he in turn will sign his neighbors, and before long everybody in the room will have recruited the entire population of metro Kansas City as Amway sales people. When I told the director about my math calculations, he just said "Wouldn't that be wonderful?"

Rob Arndt - October 20, 2011 - Report this comment

I had my brother and several friends that sold Amway out here in Cali in the '80s. It was, to me, the next big sales wave after Tupperware!!!

Porfle Popnecker - October 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Hmm...if everybody became an Amway salesperson, who would they sell it to?

alvin - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment

i'm sold....5s

Porfle Popnecker - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment

You get a discount on your next purchase!

Rebekah Dub - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment

This parody brought back memories of my Primerica experience. Anyone heard of them? And where's MY discount? (lol)

Porfle Popnecker - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Discounts for everybody! (2% off every purchase over $100.) I never heard of Primerica. Is it anything like Kramerica?

Rebekah Dub - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment

I love me a discount! Primerica is a financial-services company whose trademark is term life insurance. However, they also do securities, loans, auto, etc. What's Kramerica?

Porfle Popnecker - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment

"Kramerica" was the blanket term Kramer used for all his various money-making schemes on "Seinfeld."

Rebekah Dub - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment

Ah... coolness. =) Anyway, I felt compelled to parody this song as well, though my version will tell a story of an Avon rep.

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