Song Parodies -> "Mother Goose"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

"Mother Goose"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I told you 'bout Old Mother Hubbard
You know the hag with zilch in her cupboard
Well here's the latest news on her now
She's doggy chow

Humpty Dumpty sittin' on a big wall
Acting like he's David Blaine
Hangin' out with Mother Goose

I told you 'bout Miss Muppet one day, man
She's binging out on curds and whey, man
Well here's some Dr. Freud to be had
The spider was Dad

Being nimble, being quick, yeah
Tryin' to clear that candlestick, yeah
Hangin' out with Mother Goose

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Hangin' out with Mother Goose

I told you 'bout Jack and Jill
They're still runnin' up that hill
Now here's another clue you can buy
The well, it was dry

Making a home outta footwear
Stuffing all your kids in a shoe
Hangin' out with Mother Goose

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Glen S - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Indeed, what was up with all them stories? Not the first freudian take on nursery rhymes I've heard, but the first one put so well in parody form definitely. Well done, Porfle.

Porfle Popnecker - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Much appreciated!

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