Song Parodies -> "Puddy Whipped!"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Puddy Whipped!"

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The Lyrics

Salmon: the other pink meat

Puddy Whipped!
By a woman who don’t take no lip
Whose Kegels grasp like an eagle’s grip
Oh, I concede I’m…
Puddy Whipped!

Craftily
She wields her basket so eagerly
This weaver’s beaver’s controlling me
Oh, Puddy Whips lash craftily

When she takes control
I’m cajoled to quickly strip
By her lady bits
I’ll admit I’m Puddy Whippped!

Puddy Whipped!
Like a lion caged between her hips
Whose teeth were pulled by relationships
Oh, I concede I’m Puddy Whipped!

I don’t think she knows
Sex is no bargaining chip
I would tell her so
But she knows I’m Puddy Whipped!

Puddy Whipped!
By female forms of dictatorships
I’m goose stepping ‘round her fingertips
Oh, I concede I’m Puddy Whipped!
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

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