I'm so drunk, I don't think I can think
I'm so drunk, my legs are out of sync
I think I might have had just a bit too much too drink
No,no, hic!

I'm so pished, I think I'm gonna spew
I'm so pished, I did, all over you
I try to clean you up a bit, but no, you won't let me do

You say I'm over the eight
With a long word - like "in-bre-ri-ate"
You say "get sober", because you can't breathe
You say "it's over", you're going to leave
You know I'd like if I could take it back
That little piece of carrot


I'm so wrecked, my stomach's still upset
I know I'm incoxitated, so I'll try and cig a smokarette
Except that I don't smoke, but
I'm so wasted, I forget

Next day - I'm feeling like hell
No, it's no joke, hungover as well
And now my head aches, it's spinning again
And now my breakfast is ibuprofen
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace and quiet
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace and quiet
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace and quiet