Song Parodies -> "Sarah Palin's Tragical History Tour"

Original Song Title:

"Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

"Sarah Palin's Tragical History Tour"

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The Lyrics

This bimbo just doesn't know when to quit! Good thing she's not a centipede, she would stick all 100 feet in her mouth. Not bad enough she's spouting off the wrong history, but now her supporters are trying to hack into Wikipedia and change the history to match her stupid gaffes. REPUBLICANS! You should be proud!

Dole out, dole out for the tragical history tour, donate today!!!

Dole out , dole out for her history tour.
Dole out, dole out for her history tour.
Dole out.... SHE'S ON A BUS THEY'RE TAILIN', dole it out for her history tour.
Dole out....AND MEET WITH SARAH PALIN, dole it out for her history tour.
Her tragical history tour is waiting for you to donate
Waiting for you to donate....

Dole out , dole out for her history tour.
Dole out, (Harley motorcyle sound) dole it out for her history tour
Dole out, JUST LIKE MICHAEL HUCKABEE, dole it out for her history tour
Dole out, SHE'S RE-WRITING HISTORY, dole it out for her history tour
Her tragical history tour is hoping for you to donate,
Hoping to make you donate.

She made a history slip.

Ahhhhhh-----The tragical history tour.
Roll out, dole out for her history tour
Dole out, IF THERE'S A TEST, SHE'S FAILIN'....dole it out for her history tour.
Dole out, AND LEARN FROM SARAH PALIN, dole it out for her history tour.
Her tragical history tour is coming to make you all pay,
Coming to make you all pay.
Her tragical history tour is trying to make you donate,
Trying to fake you, so hey!.....donate today.

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Patrick - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Being from Kansas, I can relate to both meanings of "Dole". Best politician money can buy. As we head into the political season, I can see the quality of parodies improving daily. Sort of like "Saturday Night Live". Generally a depressing show, humor is crude at best, but they really shine when they stick to politics.

John Barry - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

You're too kind, Jeff.

Old Man Ribber - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Jeff - No part of the political spectrum has a monopoly on clever writing, so I score you highly as usual. If the media is serious about eliminating Palin, better results may be obtained by ignoring her rather than hounding her papparazzi-stlye to find and magnify every gaff. ;D

Jeff in Richmond VA - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment

I don't fault Ms. Palin for her ignorance so much as I do the hacker/followers who want to alter Wikipedia just to save her face.

Yellow Submarine Pilot - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment

So many totalitarian dictatorships have tried to eliminate ALL historical references not beneficial to them. The U.S.S.R. during its communist era even banned/censored some of Karl Marx's writings - it contradicted the utopian illusion of Soviet doctrine. The novel 1984 predicted things like this. Recent events are looking scary - you can "create" history at will, indoctrinate it in the schools. Palinistas need to quit playing pocket pool, she is stupid and dangerous. She's got no soul, not even a rubber one but your parody has plenty of heart and soul. It rocks.

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