You have no reason
To do something you want to do
It's a spring season
You're a reckless idiot pal

You went train surfing
You are freaking mad
And you have so far...
Just made a fad
That's way too far

You're a death cheater
You did it right off the bat
You've outdone Seger
But you should stop doing that, now

You are a train surfer
With a screw loose hanging, yeah
And there is tii - iime
That's the thing
But it's nothing...

You're the aggressor
You only ride subway trains
J-train's no better
You will be in world of pain

You just died train surfing
Crazy rider yeah
Crazy indeed
You are through
It's way too late

Train surfing
Train surfing, mad...