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Song Parodies -> "The Shite Before"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Before"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Shite Before"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

Poopie's Back!
It was big n brown (ah, the shite before)
Toilet gulped it down (ah, the shite before)
Now today I find, shit like onion rind
Wish it looked more like the shite before

Came as a surprise (ah, the shite before)
A tuber of such size (ah, the shite before)
When that turd appeared, I let out a cheer
Wish they were all like the shite before

Last shite is a shite I will remember with pride
When I tried to pass that mass, it made me wanna cry

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Overall Rating: 3.5
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Richard Skidmark (not the actor) - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Poopie's back and Amiright's got him/her/(sh)it! Jonathan S. will be quite pleased. DKTOS but it just doesn't (fecal) matter, you get 555. (and it's been about 5yrs, 5.5mos. since you squeezed one out)
Andria - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
The parody almost made me regurgitate my lunch. Either Poopie Longstocking isn't dead (as rumors held at one time), or this is a very accurate doppleganger. 5-1-2.

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