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Song Parodies -> "Socrates 2.0"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumber/Carry That Weight/The End"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Socrates 2.0"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Second version due to the change in the second song "Carry That Weight"
Now there is a way to end your life right here
Now there is a way to end your life right there
Time for you to take a good nap
Make sure you don't drink from the tap

Golden hemlock takes you back
Won't wake you up 'till the end
Time for you to take a good nap
Make sure you don't drink from the tap

Now there is a way to end your life right here
Now there is a way to end your life right there
Time for you to take a good nap
Make sure you don't drink from the tap

Man, I'm gonna carry your weight,
Carry your weight right now
Man, I'm gonna carry your weight,
Carry your weight right now

You never shed yourself few pounds
You never told me that you're a fatass
And in the middle of my morning me time
My back breaks

Man, I'm gonna carry your weight,
Carry your weight right now
Man, I'm gonna carry your weight,
Carry your weight right now

Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be much lighter
Tonight?

*Drum Solo*

Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya
Lift ya

*Instrumental*

And in the end
You'll still have face
Be ready to lay down so low
Enjoy!

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