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Song Parodies -> "Touch You Now"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Touch You Now"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Brought to you by the TSA.
Touch, touch you now
I know you hate it
Please don't throw a fit
So I'll...touch you now
Whoa, no more fit

Touch, touch you now
I know you hate it
Please don't throw a fit
So I'll...touch you now
Whoa, no more fit

Someone to touch
We are not gay
Someone to touch,
Someone said "ew!"

Touch, touch you now
I know you hate it
Please don't throw a fit
So I'll...touch you now
Whoa, no more fit

Touch, touch you now
I know you hate it
Please don't throw a fit
So I'll...touch you now
Whoa, no more fit
I'll touch you now
Whoa, oh, touch you now
Rod Sterling: Next time I'll drive...
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? - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
No thanks lol
Max Power - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
All you have to do is avoid taking air travel and you'll be fine. The next move by the TSA will be even more painful, trust me.
Old Man Ribber - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job...and I agree. The TSA is mandating body cavity searches. ;D
? - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Max, what if you want to fly to Australia? It might be a bit if an effort taking a boat there lol. Happy New Year to you dude.
Max Power - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
That would be the problem, glad I won't have to worry about that.
Phil Nelson - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
funny parody
Max Power - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Remember the "next move"? It's coming up tomorrow!

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