Hear that Hoovering noise? That's the sound of your desperate excuses for the Traitorcrat leftaliban and their illegitimate White House occupier failing to persuade anyone, Pa-suck-a-lot! We're giving the keys back to... well, some of the Republicans (the ones we didn't bounce in favor of the Tea Partiers, that is.) Better pray for ZeroCare to be repealed, since otherwise the people you libeled at every opportunity will be the ones running those death panels that decide whether a worthless parasite such as yourself gets anything other than a suicide pill when you finally catch AIDS from all that risky behavior in which you've doubtless been engaging.

I never shoot the messenger and burn the message if I don't agree...especially when the message is skillful and funny. To borrow Obama's other automotive metaphor: If "D" means forward and "R" means reverse then pray that whoever is driving doesn't choose "N"...for Neither or Nobody, . ;D

I'd vote for Alan Keyes even before "None of the Above". I wish the Republicans were ideologically consistent enough to nominate him. Other candidates will not debate him because he would use them to mop the floor. A powerful speaker.

Hoovering noise? As in Herbert Hoover, conservative Republican who worshipped at the altar of the market, tax cuts and no regluations? We just had that again, and that's why America trusted Barack Obama. Pray for ObamaCare to be repealed? I've been praying for universal coverage for decades, so ObamaCare doesn't go nearly far enough. Worthless parasite? He left the White House on January 20, 2009. You got too much caffeine in your tea. Compared to that stuff, Kool-Aid is healthy. Probably has less sugar in it, too.

What Alan said.

Lord Pacholek, I hope it was ~ MADE in the USA ~ , Sir !

The parody, Votress, was made in the U.S.A. I cannot, however, be sure of the nation of origin of the computer on which I wrote it.

Wrong on all counts, MP. Hoover was actually the first in a long line of what have come to be known as RINOs today, and much as FDR's minions hated to admit it, the vast majority of their disastrous policies were founded on his meddling in the market, taxation, and over-regulation (his wage controls, especially). The only idiots who still believe in FDR (and Zero, the Undocumented Worker's) failed socialist policies and love the illegal CommieCare power-grab as much as you do are leftists; a.k.a. traitors. You don't make up more than about a fourth of the population, mostly the same 25% who believe in retarded 9/11 conspiracy theories. Everybody else is going to vote your worthless racist Muslim usurper parasite out if he doesn't get impeached first... and we're going to deny worthless imbecilic parasites like you Avastin if you should ever happen to get cancer... among other things. Ha ha ha! Hey Bicholek, if people love think so well of your market-hating tax-raising regulation-worshipping spendthrift god, why is your liberal Dimrat deity's approval rating sinking like a stone!? Why are even your fellow Dimrats running AWAY from their voting record? Huh? HUH!? ANSWER US THAT, KOOL-AID-GUZZLER!!! HA HA HA HA HA (*Snort*) (*Wheeze*) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! YOU LOSE, BICHOLEK!!!

Oh-Blah-Blah promised us his bailouts would bring the jobs back... so WHERE ARE THE JOBS!?!?!?

Oh, how I wish I could have been there to see your face the day Chris Christie ousted your beloved Jon Corzine... and how I wish I could be there to see your face the day we oust the rest of the parasites you voted for in the last election. Of course, what I'd really like to see most of all is all you leftists' faces the day we announce that your pension/welfare check/other subsidies are all being cut off and you're being served your eviction notices for payments long overdue.

Speaking of atrocious driving, isn't that one of the reasons why the patriotic voters of New Jersey canned Jon Corzine (D)? Why, yes. Yes, it was.

Honestly, what's wrong with you idiots who keep making excuses for nutjobs like MP here? His parodies--like his opinions--are not the least bit witty or intelligent.