Song Parodies -> "Got the JetBlue Out of My Life"

Original Song Title:

"Got to Get You Into My Life"

Original Performer:

"Got the JetBlue Out of My Life"

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The Lyrics

I can't believe Steven Slater hasn't become the latest "parody perfect storm" yet. Actually, this parody should have written itself even before he took that job and shoved it. Discount airlines: You get what you pay for.

(instrumental opening)

He wasn't wrong, he took a slide, a pair of beers is what he'd find there.
Those crazy chicks, their suitcase blitz, they drove him out of his mind there.
Ooh! And they suddenly hurt him!
Ooh! That's why he did desert them!
Every single day... of this crap!

He tried to run, he tried to hide, but he wanted just to smack them.
They went too far inside that plane, that is what had made him crack then.
Ooh! Was a mad flight attendant!
Ooh! Down the chute he descended!
This is the last day... of this crap!

"Got the JetBlue out of my life!"

What can he do? What can he be?
He says he still loves his employer.
But passengers he had to curse.
They were a flight destroyer.
Ooh! And he found him a remedy!
Ooh! At airport named for Kennedy!
That was the last day... of this crap!

"Got the JetBlue out of my life!"

"Got the JetBlue out of my life!"

He's not alone, I took a ride, and nasty passengers I'd find there!
The bus or road, or maybe train, I might not also lose my mind there!
And suddenly I see him!
As he slides for his freedom!
(fadeout)

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Old Man Ribber - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Far and away THE BEST take on the JetBlue incident so far...including the comics and talk show hosts! ;D

Peter Andersson - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

The story might be a bit to specific to create tons of parodies here on amiright but it's the current top story over at www.cagle.com (my fav site for a quick weekly intro to what's on the table of some great cartoon parodists) and it's a sure bet it'll be an internet meme for future use in filler lines with the rest of us for a long time. Good work as usual! :-)

Mark Scotti - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Love those jet "blues"....LOL

urinal fresh23 - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

I like men.

John Jenkins - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment

I have little sympathy for this immature flight attendant who did not seem to understand the meaning of customer service, but this is a great title and very good parody.

MasonR - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Funny, timely, and a great choice for OS. Nice word substitutions throughout!

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