Song Parodies -> "Slushy Slurpees"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

"Slushy Slurpees"

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The Lyrics

A Frozen song from The Food Album

Slushy Slurpees, there are so good
You find them in your neighborhood
You find them in your neighborhood
Slushy Slurpees, there are so good

Slushy Slurpees, get extra large
So you can share it with your friends
So you can share it with your friends
Slushy Slurpees, get extra large

On sunny days you'll find me at 7 Eleven
Slurping down a cold icy with a straw
Slushy Slurpies, is the greatest drink of all

Slushy Slurpees, many flavors
So many I can't name them all
So many I can't name them all
Slushy Slurpees, oooh many flavors

Slushy Slurpees, but please watch out
Too much too fast, you'll get brain freeze
Too much too fast, you'll get brain freeze
Slushy Slurpees, oooh so please watch out

This frozen carbonated drink is delicious
After one you are craving for some more
Not to mention, but most flavors are certified kosher

You'll find them in your neighborhood
Slushy Slurpees

Go on and get one today
Slushy Slurpees

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Phil N - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but this was good

Jonathan S. - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment

I could make a sophomoric joke about this parody being "way cool"... nah.
Good title switch, and nice keeping with the pacing. Keep refrigerated at 5.55' F.

Christie Marie M - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment

A cool parody! Slurping you 555's! Now give me a slurpee! LOL!! :)

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