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Song Parodies -> "I'm Father Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Father Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

some for he and some for she and some for thee and ev'ry fam'ly member
reindeer will run, bring gifts by the ton...see how they fly...they're gliding
christmas here at daybreak...waited a whole year to come
children in their nightshirts...waitin' for the bearded man...you been a naughty boy ?
you might be waitin' long
i am the fat man...big jolly fat man...i'm father christmas...HO HO HO HO

kids all giddy...singin' ditties...kissin'...up to santa...doncha know
they will apply...socks loosely mantleside...see how they're hung
no spyin'...no spyin'....no spyin'...no spyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyin'

presents by the cluster...givin' dear ol' dad a tie
locket for your dear wife..phonograph for sister...say she's been a naughty girl ?
i just might let her down
i am the fat man...big jolly fat man...i'm father christmas...HO HO HO HO

thgindoogallaotdnallaotsamtsirhcyrrem

fit inside your chimney ?...hardly...through the door, i'll run
if the door is slammed, i understand...i'll manage till a way's obtained
i am the fat man...big jolly fat man...i'm father christmas...HO HO HO HO

egg nog expert...hocus pocus...on your home, i'll focus...right on cue
see how i smile...i'm lovin' ev'ry child...its time to ride...i'm flyin'

christmas, i'll be streakin'...workin' past the midnight hour
visitin' the children...bringin' what they wished for
man, you oughta see 'em...diggin' what i have in store
i am the fat man...big jolly fat man...i'm father christmas...HO HO HO HO
super...super...super

big pot...big pot...santa has a big pot....big pot...big pot...santa has a big pot
oh...its near dawn
servicin' a billion
is it dawn ?
am i done yet ?
bless you



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AFW - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Very Christmasy and spirited...great job...and good to see ya' back...Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays..
Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Deck the Walrus, great by golly! ;)
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it, 5s
Steve K. - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Amazing. You even accounted for the spoken parts taken from King Lear.
elgnirksirk - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
yadehtfoevafym
McKludge - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Yet another dose of alvin genius. I would love to hear a recording of this.
Timmy1000 - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great Christmas song - I liked the backward writing in the middle - very clever.
Andria - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Alvin, and Father Christmas and his flying reindeer will be here very, very soon. Great to see you back, btw, now that you and Stan Hall are back, I'm posting new parodies on a semi-regular basis, and we have great newer writers like Warren Baker and Fred Snider, all we need is for Jim Rotondo and Gari J to come back, so that we will have more new entries every day. 5s.
2Eagle - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I missed you. I wonder why the Beatles never made a Christmas album. Good Christmas trip.
LilSnowHO - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(( ~ )) kiss for welcoming you back to the KnightHood, Sir Alvin, Duke oSwerve
blackjack21 - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin is back and better than ever, great work here and keep them coming.
alvin - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks AFW..same to you my friend...thanks OMR...lol...thanks jack...thanks steve...yeah, some of 'em...thanks kris...lol....thanks mckludge,,,glad ya enjoyed...thanks timmy...glad ya dug...thanks andria...i've been very lazy in the writing dept. lately to be sure...thanks 2eagle..nice to be missed...they made christmas records for their fan club....not much music in them though...very surreal ...thanks LSH....muah...thanks blackjack...glad ya enjoyed
Phil Alexander - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic, Alvin - one of those "damn! I wish I'd thought of that" ideas, superbly executed.
alvin - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks phil
2Eagle - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
One thing i regret most is not joining a beatles fan club. I missed some real gems.
Claude Prez - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
This is great.
Fiddlegirl - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I kept waiting for Santa to arrive at the Bates Motel... (hehehe)... Missed you lately- A Marvelous return!!!!
alvin - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks claude...glad ya enjoyed...thanks fiddlegirl....its nice to be missed :)
Christie Marie M - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Hello, my friend! How have you been? I just got back from Florida two days ago! Great take on a Santa based parody and this is the perfect OS for it! Definitely brings Christmas joy to all children! 555 stocking stuffers for this one!
alvin - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
hi christie....doin' great....hope you have a merry christmas

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