Dear Diary,
Now then, what do I say?
Dear Diary,
What happened today?
Well, I got up.. I worked a bit
Then I came home.. I guess that's it
Dear Diary,
So what else is there to say?

Dear Diary,
Yes, it's me again
Dear Diary,
Oh.. this is insane
Can't think of a damn thing to write
That isn't pointless, worthless shite
Dear Diary,
Whose idea was it to say:


Write it down, down (down, down, down)
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Write it down, down (down, down, down)
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Write it dow-ow-ow-own


Dear Diary,
Well, maybe I ought
Dear Diary,
Write my deepest thoughts
Sometimes I wake, sometimes I sleep
I guess my thoughts are not that deep
Dear Diary,
Think I should think deeper thoughts

Dear Diary,
So where should I begin?
Dear Diary,
Expiate my sin
I really hate to disappoint
But, Jeezus - what's the ****ing point?
Dear Diary,
Now you're goin' in the bin