(Spock:)
What would you say if they rewinded time?

(Kirk:)
I would say,"Oh no! Please not again!"

(Spock:)
What do you think now that Uhura's mine?

(Kirk:)
That it kinda sucks to be your friend!

Bummer how my poor old dad met his end.
After minute number twelve in command.
He then died making this ship his final stand.

(Spock:)
In Vulcan school,I am learning all day,
Education had been such a cinch!

(Kirk:)
Bullying kids made you show emotion.
Then you beat 'em down,just like a b*tch!

(Spock:)
Why,oh why do I put up with these "friends"?
Tell me why,i gotta hang with these "friends"?
There are times I wanna strangle these "friends"!

(Pike:)
You can do well in Starfleet
(Kirk:)
I will pass in only three years!
(Pike:)
You can instruct in Starfleet
(Spock:)
My tests will exploit their fears!

(Orion cadet girl:)
Would you believe I'm in love that first night?

(Kirk:)
Yeah,I think it would be a crazy scene!

(Orion cadet girl:)
What did you feel when I turned out the light?

(Kirk:)
I can't tell you,but I know it's green!

I get by with a little help from girlfriends
Whether they're green,yellow,or vermillion.
My version,Rain-bowco-alition!

(Spock:)
What you need is some order.

(Kirk:)
I just need to take command!

Spock:)
You're confined to your quarters.

(Kirk:)
Whatever!Now,I command!

(Both:)
Oh,after all is said and done,we're still friends!
(Spock:)
Oh,live long and prosper-we're still friends!
(Kirk:)
No matter how many girls-still are my "friends"!

(Both:)
Yeah,we get by with a little help,cuz we're friends
,with a little help,'cuz we friends!