Song Parodies -> "Michelle (Bachman)"

Original Song Title:

"Michelle"

Original Performer:

"Michelle (Bachman)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Don't know the subject? Lucky you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Bachman. Don't know the original song? Of course you do.

(instrumental opening)

Michelle.
Oh, hell.
You and sense don't go together well.
Whoa, Michelle.

Michelle.
Oh, hell.
Vous êtes une telle personne d'extrême-droite. *
Oui, d'extrême-droite.

I loathe you, I loathe you, I loaaaathe you.
That's all I got to say.
What crap you'll say today.
Until you do, I'm writing you
'bout how I can't stand.

Michelle.
Oh, hell.
Vous êtes une telle personne d'extrême-droite.
Oui, d'extrême-droite.

You need to, you need to, you neeeed to
clear up your history.
It wasn't "Hoot-Smalley."
'Twas Ford, it's true, with old swine flu.
Not Carter, understand?

What's with you?

(instrumental break)

I want you, I want you, I wannnnt you
to get a clue right now.
You're going nuts, and how.
You have, it's true, I'm telling you
and you don't understand.

Michelle.
Oh, hell.
Vous êtes une telle personne d'extrême-droite.
Oui, d'extrême-droite.
And I will say folks like you sent our land to hell.
Oy, Michelle.

(instrumental fadeout)

* I was going for, "You are a right-wing lunatic," but it came back as "You are a crazy person of the extreme right."

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Andria - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I don't know which one I laughed along with more, your parody or Michelle Bachmann's Wikipedia page. Probably your parody, though. Let's hope we don't end up with that moron (the subject of this parody) as President someday. The likes of Gary Condit, Rod Blagojevich and Richard Nixon might be a slight improvement on Michelle Bachmann in terms of intelligence and trustworthiness. 5s.

Andria - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I would add a lack of common sense to Ms. Bachmann's lack of intelligence and trustworthiness that I mentioned above. It's too bad I can't vote again, otherwise I'd put more 5s up there.

Timmy1000 - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I had to go get educated on this and I think I've seen her featured on the Daily Show many times. Well done on the song and the sentiment - 555

alvin - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

direct hit

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