in Jenny Craig there is a woman with a muffin top
and in her jeans there are the cells that overflow
and all the cellulite in there shows
people say "Oh no!"

in her corset is is her flank it's quite a little scare
and blubber rolls flow down from folds within her back
and her belly's just a hanging .. it's a bloody shame..
inner pain..

Jenny Craig will calm her ears and trim her thighs
bring her down to less than normal size
to help her, meanwhile back..

in Jenny craig there is a man who has a bulgy Gock
and in his pockets are the folds of skin between
I would comment, but it would be mean..
It wuld be obscene

Jenny Craig, will help out girls and help out guys
big from eating chips and pizza pies,
all summer, meanwhile back..

a big divider shields the patient from the waiting room
the little nurse is telling people what to eat
all our recipes cannot be beat..
it's a tasty treat

at Jenny Craig, they widen doors for every customer
we see the baker sitting waiting for a whim
as another failure waddles in..
to eat cake again
very strange.

Jenny Craig will calm her fears and trim her thighs
bring her down to less than normal size
to help her, meanwhile back..
Jenny Craig will calm her fears and trim her thighs
bring her down to less than normal size
Jenny Craig!